LE UBER AWESOME KYRO
KYRO
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GENDER; Male
SPECIES; Dragon Kyro is surprisingly lightweight, weighing only 200 or so pounds for a dragon, as a quad. From tail tip to nose, he's around seven/eight feet log, standing on all fours, he's around four feet tall. As an anthro/human, he's 5 foot seven, weighing 135 pounds. |
1. No shoes inside the house. 2. You must be sanitized before entering. 3. Be nice, or Kyro will throw you over the sky entrance. 4. Food needs to stay inside the kitchen, with the exception of popcorn and approved pizza. 5. No rough-housing. 6. You break it- you buy it. 7. Socks must be worn at all times. 8. Nobody goes on Kyro's bed. Ever. 9. Drinks must stay in the kitchen. 10. Kyro has ultimate ruling over TV channels. 11. Hands must be washed before and after eating something. 12. Don't know what it is? Don't touch it. 13. Do not invite others without the permission of Kyro. 14. Do not leave your things around the house. 15. Watching sexual videos of any sort will get you permanently banned. 16. Doing something sexual in the household will get you killed, compliments of Kyro. 17. Don't mess with the heating and cooling. 18. Don't sweat in the house. At all. 19. If entering the house with food, the food must be inspected by Kyro, and then approved. 20. All vegetables will be thrown out. 21. Don't talk loudly on the phone. |